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[FONT="]While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.[/FONT]
[FONT="]After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.[/FONT]
[FONT="]One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, " Kin ya swallar?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman shakes her head no.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then he asks, " Kin ya breath?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.[/FONT]
[FONT="]As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.[/FONT]
[FONT="]His partner says," Ya know, I'd heerd of that there ' Hind Lick Maneuver ' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.[/FONT]
[FONT="]After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.[/FONT]
[FONT="]One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, " Kin ya swallar?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman shakes her head no.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Then he asks, " Kin ya breath?"[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.[/FONT]
[FONT="]As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.[/FONT]
[FONT="]His partner says," Ya know, I'd heerd of that there ' Hind Lick Maneuver ' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.[/FONT]
