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Mickey Richaud

Mickey Richaud

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I went to the liquor store friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of rum and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, it occurred to me that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the rum before I rode home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
 
Retirement is being good to you my friend. :grin:
 
I hope it was a good quality Rum!
 
Good life lesson there Mickey. That could have been a big waste of money.
 
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.


After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, 'Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.'


The man replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!'


The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'


Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the woman. Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.


The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
 
LOL Sucker.
 
:glee:
 
Love that joke!

(The corollary is the fellow who always carries whiskey in his glove box. If the police pull him over, and ask "are you drunk?", he opens the glove box, drinks the bottle, and replies, "I was not, but now I am!")
 
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