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Top 10 Thoughts for 2005....
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have three emotions:.........
Hungry, horny, and sleepy. Not necessarily in that order.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day;..... teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....
not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost
you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make
the world weird. Now the world is weird and people
take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
They know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease
is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
they should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of immigration and homeland security.
Jeff
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest
possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have three emotions:.........
Hungry, horny, and sleepy. Not necessarily in that order.
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed
them for a day;..... teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....
not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
someday, lying in the hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost
you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make
the world weird. Now the world is weird and people
take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
They know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease
is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
they should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of immigration and homeland security.
Jeff
