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To complaining, non-pet-owning visitors...

bugimike

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1. They live here...you don't!
2. If you don't want their hair, stay off the furniture...that's why they call it 'fur'niture!!
3. I like my pets better than I like most people!
4. To you they are animals, to me they are short, furry family members who don't speak clearly.

They are better than kids to have around because they...
1. eat less.
2. don't ask for money all the time.
3. are easier to train.
4. normally come when called.
5. never ask to drive the car.
6. don't hang out with "bad influences".
7. don't smoke or drink.
8. don't want to wear your clothes.
9. don't have to have the latest fads/fashions.
10. don't need a gazillion dollars for college.
11. if they get pregnant, you can sell their children!
 
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