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Tybalt
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In light of hearing that Aereo has suspended operations due to the recent US Supreme Court decision saying that they had violated copyright law for streaming network television shows, it seemed like it might be time to take advantage of the "Fair Use" provisions regarding parody in the copyright law and have a little fun with it. So with apologies to the Beatles, presenting Copyright Lawyer:
Copyright Lawyer
(sung to the tune of Lennon-McCartney's Paper Back Writer)
Copyright lawyer (copyright lawyer)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you take my case?
I've spent years in school, and I need a base.
It's about a service that the networks fear
And I need a job, so I want to be a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
It's a dirty story about a dirty man
And his streaming service that they can't stand.
His service comes over the internet,
It's neat idea but he's up against a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
Copyright lawyer (copyright lawyer)
The brief's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be adding to it in a week or two.
I will make it longer for the billing hours,
I will twist it round 'cause I want to be a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
If you take my case you will have the right,
To make me millions on it overnight.
If you refuse it, you can send it back
But I want this break so I can be a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
Copyright lawyer (copyright lawyer)
Copyright lawyer - copyright lawyer
Copyright lawyer - copyright lawyer
Copyright Lawyer
(sung to the tune of Lennon-McCartney's Paper Back Writer)
Copyright lawyer (copyright lawyer)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you take my case?
I've spent years in school, and I need a base.
It's about a service that the networks fear
And I need a job, so I want to be a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
It's a dirty story about a dirty man
And his streaming service that they can't stand.
His service comes over the internet,
It's neat idea but he's up against a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
Copyright lawyer (copyright lawyer)
The brief's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be adding to it in a week or two.
I will make it longer for the billing hours,
I will twist it round 'cause I want to be a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
If you take my case you will have the right,
To make me millions on it overnight.
If you refuse it, you can send it back
But I want this break so I can be a copyright lawyer,
Copyright lawyer.
Copyright lawyer (copyright lawyer)
Copyright lawyer - copyright lawyer
Copyright lawyer - copyright lawyer