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Subject: Three little pigs
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> > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter
> > came and took their drink order.
> >
> > "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
> >
> > "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
> >
> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
> >
> > The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
> >
> > "I want a nice big bowl of oatmeal," said the first piggy.
> >
> > "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
> >
> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
> >
> > The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
> >approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
> >
> >
> > "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
> >
> > "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
> >
> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
> >
> > "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little
> >piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
> >
> > You're gonna LOVE this....
> >
> > The third piggy says -
> >
> > "Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
> >
> >
> > Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter
> > came and took their drink order.
> >
> > "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
> >
> > "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
> >
> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
> >
> > The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
> >
> > "I want a nice big bowl of oatmeal," said the first piggy.
> >
> > "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
> >
> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
> >
> > The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter
> >approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
> >
> >
> > "I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
> >
> > "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
> >
> > "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
> >
> > "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little
> >piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
> >
> > You're gonna LOVE this....
> >
> > The third piggy says -
> >
> > "Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"