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Three Guys go to Heaven

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Three guys go to heaven and are waiting at the gates to get in. Saint Peter asks them to show him something Christmas-e.

The first guy reaches into his pocket and finds a lighter, he holds it up and lights it; then says its like a Christmas Candle.

The second guy fumbles through his pockets and finds a set of keys. He holds them up and jingles them; says that they are like Christmas Bells.

The third guy fumbles through his pockets and all he can find is womens underpants. He looks at them confused, then holds them up and says they belong to Carol.
 
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