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kyreb1862
Jedi Knight
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Why are things typed up but written down?
How is it that "it was an uphill battle" and "it went downhill
from there" mean the same thing?
We had Cured Ham for Christmas dinner. We all wondered what
illness it was cured of.
Why do people say they "worked like a dog"? Our dog just sat
around all day.
When our kids were younger and they got a little crazy, my
wife used a nice, safe playpen. When they calmed down, she
climbed out.
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out
that wheels on luggage would be a good idea?
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
I used to watch golf on TV during the weekend, but my doctor
told me I needed more exercise ... so now I watch tennis.
Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?
I saw a sign the other day that said "Life is one contradiction
after another." Someone had written in under it, "No, it's not."
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
I'm going to try the Atkins diet, because my end no
longer justifies the jeans. Or something like that.
How is it that "it was an uphill battle" and "it went downhill
from there" mean the same thing?
We had Cured Ham for Christmas dinner. We all wondered what
illness it was cured of.
Why do people say they "worked like a dog"? Our dog just sat
around all day.
When our kids were younger and they got a little crazy, my
wife used a nice, safe playpen. When they calmed down, she
climbed out.
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out
that wheels on luggage would be a good idea?
I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.
I used to watch golf on TV during the weekend, but my doctor
told me I needed more exercise ... so now I watch tennis.
Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
How come you never see Cupid with a girlfriend?
I saw a sign the other day that said "Life is one contradiction
after another." Someone had written in under it, "No, it's not."
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
I'm going to try the Atkins diet, because my end no
longer justifies the jeans. Or something like that.
