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John Turney said:
May be an image of text that says 'ALWAYS EAT TACOS OVER A TORTILLA, SO WHEN STUFF FALLS OUT, BOOM! EXTRA TACO.''ALWAYS EAT TACOS OVER A TORTILLA, SO WHEN STUFF FALLS OUT, BOOM! EXTRA TACO.'
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A LOT of truth to that one! When wife and I were recently married and living on the Air Force base in Great Falls, we used to hold "Taco Parties" about once a month for the crew. Prepared big bowls of all the fixings and then everyone made their own Tacos.
 
Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older:

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and sex, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
 
Years ago, George Burns appeared as a guest on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show. He did a five minute comedy routine, then walked over and sat on Johnny's famous sofa.

George had just turned 95, and Johnny asked him how he managed to keep going - and doing stand up comedy - even at 100.

George: "Well, back when I was 70, my doctor told me to give up liquor, tobacco, and beautiful women".

Johnny: "But George, you had a nip of brandy before the show, you're smoking a big cigar right now, and you arrived at the theater with two gorgeous blondes. What does your doctor say now?"

George: "He died 15 years ago."
 
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