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Aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to a student from Iowa, "what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness." said the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked a young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you, sir," pointing to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to a student from Iowa, "what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness." said the student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked a young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you, sir," pointing to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."