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Those Police Reports

Mickey Richaud

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I just LOVE police reports in the paper - this one's in this morning's local:

Headline: <span style="font-style: italic"> Ex-girlfriend throws bongos outside to dog </span>

"A Cunninham Creek Road man reported receiving text message from his ex-girlfriend Wendesday and Thursday that told him she threw his belongings in the yard.

"The text messages also reported a dog was chewing on the man's bongos..."

You know, that HAD to hurt!
 
That gave me a funny visual. Angry woman throwing things and texting. 22 666 66 4 666 7777
 
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