Silverghost
Yoda

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A sweet elderly lady was walking down the street when she came across a long line of younger women standing quietly on the side walk. The elderly lady approached the young woman closest to her and asked what was happening. Not wanting to embarass the older lady by telling her she had just been arrested in a prostitution sting operation, the younger woman said "They're handing out free lollipops." The elder lady replied, "Oh my." and proceded to stand at the end of the line. Eventually a policeman made his way to where the elderly lady was standing and asked her, "Aren't you a bit old for this sort of thing?" to which the elderly lady responded with bright eyes and a big grin,
"Oh no! As long as they keep making them, I'll keep licking them!!"
"Oh no! As long as they keep making them, I'll keep licking them!!"