This is just too funny

[Guest]

As the husband of an artist, it amazes me what passes for art. So much so I was tempted to do a "piece" demonstarting that. We had a dog that ate clay. We would find his masterpieces out in the yard comprised of 100% clay. I told Kelly I wanted to underglaze one and fire it, place a Junebug on the top and title it, "The Beholder".

https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/million-dollar-mistake-german-museum-204133529.html

 

[Guest]

The real mistake is to call this art. Kind of like calling a monkey banging on a pot with a spoon,music.

 

[Banjo]

Oh the humanity! How could we ever get water stains back on a plastic bowl?! It can't be done!
I can't tell what's the stupidest part of that story.

 

[Guest]

OH WAIT !!!!! IT GET'S BETTER !!!!

All you need is the first sentence, "destroyed beyond all recogintion"!

This is too much.

It still looks like it came out of my dog....what's the problem?!?!?!?

https://news.yahoo.com/german-museum-piece-falls-victim-cleaning-lady-184055605.html