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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
Several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
Aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
With tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
Be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
Bottles of Evian water know t hat spelling it backwards
Is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
That mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
Aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
With tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
Be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
Bottles of Evian water know t hat spelling it backwards
Is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
That mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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