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Things NOT to say to a cop when stopped

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Jedi Knight
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Things NOT to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 160 KPH to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
13. Hey I know your sister!
 
Licence for what? You need a license to drive?

Yes, I know how fast I was going, and I'm going to double it when you leave.

I'm late for "Survivor", can we speed this up?

-Wm.
 
Actually, number 11 sounds like it may be worth a try. I might get lucky and get one with a sense of humor that hasn't heard it.
 
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dale:
Actually, number 11 sounds like it may be worth a try. I might get lucky and get one with a sense of humor that hasn't heard it.<hr></blockquote>

Hehe, that could actually work!
Once when I was traveling with my dad about 20 years ago, we got pulled over on a state highway in west Texas for goiong ~85 mph.

The state trooper asked why my dad was speeding. To quote my dad, "We were kind of in a hurry, havn't seen a car in miles, and SURE didn't expect to see you out here!". The officer laughed and made some reply that I don't remember. My dad ended up getting only a warning and was told to "keep it below 75 mph".
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The wierd thing is, during the 10 or so min that we were stopped, another state tropper and a county cop passed by. We hadn't seen another car for about an hour before that, and only saw 1 pickup truck for another 2 hours...
 
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