They were bound to start popping up . . .

[Aero]

They were bound to start popping up . . .



How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied . . .

"off course."

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship
.

What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?

Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.



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[Aero]

Another . . .

How do you know who is Captain on an Italian Cruise ship?

He's the one with the Snorkle.

 

[Basil]

You ever going to post somewhere besides Humor? Like maybe an intro in the new Members forum?

 

[Aero]

Best yet . . .

I said i wanted a rum and coke on the rocks, not run the boat up on the rocks!

 

[aerog]

Awesome. Now if you could only post something <span style="font-style: italic">funny</span>.