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tony barnhill
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At least his girlfriend was smart enough to become an 'ex'!
tony barnhill
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:]Those crazy Oregonians.Alabama's got nothing on you!
- Doug [/QUOTE]
Hey, Doug, around here some folks just hold 'em as part of church services but they don't kiss 'em!
- Doug [/QUOTE]
Hey, Doug, around here some folks just hold 'em as part of church services but they don't kiss 'em!
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OK, sent that link to my girlfriend snd she sent me this story:
EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.
Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.
"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.
Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.
"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.
Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."
"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.
Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.
"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.
Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.
EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.
Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.
"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.
Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.
"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.
Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."
"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.
Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.
"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.
Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.
jaybird
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The video to the Santa Claus story is hilarious. Woman flat out reams the guy then chucks a bottle at him and beans him right upside the head. Gotta love it.
Here's the video:
https://www.itsevansville.com/2007/09/19/he-wanted-to-feel-like-santa-claus/
Here's the video:
https://www.itsevansville.com/2007/09/19/he-wanted-to-feel-like-santa-claus/
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No wonder he was drunk. I would be too...
anthony7777
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tony, if he was a real man and wanted to impress his x. he would have stuffed the snake down the front of his pants. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif
