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The Wizard

kyreb1862

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One Sunday morning a pastor got up before his congregation. The pastor was quite irate as he began to speak. "Someone in this congregation has accused me of being a member of the KKK." he said. "Now" he announced "I would like the guilty to stand up and admitt to this lie." The room was completely silent until suddenly there was movement in the back of the church. A very attractive blonde lady stood up. "I did not accuse you of being in the KKK" she said, " I only said you were a Wizard under the sheets." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
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