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kyreb1862
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and
a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the
same,"
says
the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
$9.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change
for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
salad,"
says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
on
the
table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir.
How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
pocket
every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be
there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
long
as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
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The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and
a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the
same,"
says
the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
$9.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change
for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact
change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
salad,"
says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once
again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
on
the
table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir.
How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be
there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
long
as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
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