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For those of you onthe lower rungs of the corporate ladder you should enjoy this.
For those of you higher up, well, enjoy!
The snake and the bunny
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping
through the forest, and the snake was slithering through
the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell
down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a
bit. "Oh, my," said the
bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm
going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even
know what I am." It's quite ok," replied the snake.
"Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind
since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell
you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out
what you are so at least you'll have that going for
you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said,
"Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really
long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony
tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you
all over with my paw, and help you the same way that
you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all
over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery,
and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no b**ls.
I'd say you must be either a team leader, supervisor
or possibly someone in senior management."
For those of you higher up, well, enjoy!
The snake and the bunny
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping
through the forest, and the snake was slithering through
the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell
down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a
bit. "Oh, my," said the
bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm
going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even
know what I am." It's quite ok," replied the snake.
"Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind
since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell
you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out
what you are so at least you'll have that going for
you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said,
"Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really
long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony
tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you
all over with my paw, and help you the same way that
you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all
over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery,
and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no b**ls.
I'd say you must be either a team leader, supervisor
or possibly someone in senior management."
