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The Sermon

Mickey Richaud

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Gladys Dunn recently moved to a retirement community in a small town. One beautiful Sunday morning she walked to the church not far from her apartment. She was in awe of the lovely structure, as well as the music from the choir. She wasn't impressed, however, with the sermon. She thought it was rather uninspiring, and as she looked around the church, she noticed many of the parishioners nodding off.

When the preacher finished, he encouraged the congregation to greet those sitting next to them. Gladys turned toward the man on her left who had fallen asleep and was stretching, trying to wake up. He smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile. She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."

"You and me both!" replied the man.
 
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