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kyreb1862
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David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad
attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't
expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite
words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at
the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more
angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the
freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then
suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer
door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with
my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really
am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change
in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the
parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken did?"
attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't
expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite
words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at
the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more
angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the
freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then
suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer
door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with
my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really
am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change
in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the
parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken did?"