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The Rabbit and the Baker

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SilentUnicorn

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A Rabbit comes to a Baker
A rabbit comes to a bake shop and asks, "Got any carrots?"

The baker answers, "Nope!"

The next day the rabbit comes again and asks, "Got any carrots?"

The baker retorts, "Noab!"

Next day the rabbit comes and asks, "Got any carrots?"

The baker shouts, "NO! You idiot, dis is a bakery and notta vegetable store... If ya come n ask for da carrots again, I'll take nails and hammer ya on da wall by y'ar ears... and I mean it"

Early the next morning rabbit comes back and asks, "Got any nails?"

The baker replies, "Nope!"

The rabbit asks, "Got any carrots?"
 
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SilentUnicorn said:
A Rabbit comes to a Baker
A rabbit comes to a bake shop and asks, "Got any carrots?"

The baker answers, "Nope!"

The next day the rabbit comes again and asks, "Got any carrots?"

The baker retorts, "Noab!"

Next day the rabbit comes and asks, "Got any carrots?"

The baker shouts, "NO! You idiot, dis is a bakery and notta vegetable store... If ya come n ask for da carrots again, I'll take nails and hammer ya on da wall by y'ar ears... and I mean it"

Early the next morning rabbit comes back and asks, "Got any nails?"

The baker replies, "Nope!"

The rabbit asks, "Got any carrots?"
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And all that time the baker never recognized he had a TALKING RABBIT on his hands??! DOH!
 
Sounds like he was only half-baked.
 
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