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Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not -- don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay ... I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife: "Would you play golf with her?"
Husband: "I guess so."
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
Wife: - - (silence) - - -
Husband: "groan"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not -- don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay ... I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife: "Would you play golf with her?"
Husband: "I guess so."
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
Wife: - - (silence) - - -
Husband: "groan"
