The Price of Gas

[SilentUnicorn]

just for you folks tht love a real punny joke!



Did you hear about the guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre? After planning he crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his SUV ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!"

And you thought I lacked De Gaulle to post a joke like this.........



you were warned...lol /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
mark

 

[tahoe healey]

Hey, Basil, dosen't this count as poor taste? Shouldn't it be deleated so as not to offend the children? Well, thats just my IMPRESSIONSIST.

 

[John Loftus]

Sounds like he had much Toulouse and not much to Gauguin so was it really worth Lautrec?

 

[Bugeye58]

Yup, it's jokes like that that put me into a blue period.
Jeff

 

[JamesWilson]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey, Basil, dosen't this count as poor taste? Shouldn't it be deleated so as not to offend the children? Well, thats just my IMPRESSIONSIST.

[/ QUOTE ]

ABsolutely. In concours terms its a twenty-footer, looks ok from a distance but when you're up close yo see all the spoltches... One Manet it looks fine, the next, its a mess....

 

[KLUTZ]

At least it beats the heck out of the Blonde joke Mickey graced us with the other day. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yesnod.gif

https://www.britishcarforum.com/ubbthread...p;page=0#156126


Paul