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The Paint Job

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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It always seems that some of the best stories sre true ones. About 32 years ago I worked at a grocery store one summer with an old boy who was shall we say a few bricks short of a load. One staurday evening as we were leaving I spotted him with a case of spray paint under his arm. Out of curiosity i asked him what he was doing and he promptly told me he was planning to paint his car.

Sure enough on Monday morning he arrived at work with a big smile on his face and asked me to come look at his new paint job. He was quite thorough, he painted the headlights the grille and part of the windshield. He explained to me that he didn't know how to keep it off the windshield so he just turned on the wipers! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nonod.gif
 
OMG! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
But the paint sure smelled good... Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Then we threw the cans in the fire and watched 'em explode.
It was tough drivin Jed to the hospital tryin not to have bugs get stuck in the wet paint on the windshield.
 
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