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The Oldest Profession

kyreb1862

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the
oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked, 'Well, in the Bible it says
that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery, so I
can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.'

The civil engineer interrupted and said, 'But even earlier in the book of Genesis,
it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the
chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil
engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in
the world.'

The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled and said confidently, 'Ah,
but who do you think created the chaos?'
 
kyreb1862 said:
The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled and said confidently, 'Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?'

LOL! A Programmer!
 
We here at Chaos & Mayhem Pty, LTD. are proud to be contributors. :smirk:
 
Nah... it was a Chemist :yesnod:

Who else started it with a Big Bang? :devilgrin:
 
Hehehe, I never thought about it in this way, but even creationists should agree that we all started with a "big bang"... :devilgrin:
 
I hope it was "Big" they surely paid for it afterwards. :wink:
 
i heard that one told by a college regiestrar as the only joke about college registrars

cheery
steve
 
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