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The Husband Store
Recently in New York City, a store that sells new husbands has just opened. The new concept store was created so that women may go shopping for a husband. At the entrance to the building is a set of instructions of how the store operates. The instructions state: "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends to the next higher floor. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the next higher floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor.
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she continues to the fifth floor.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Please exit the building.
Coincidentally, a new wives store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that are drop-dead gorgeous. The second floor has wives that are drop-dead gorgeous and loaded. Floors three through six have never been visited.
Recently in New York City, a store that sells new husbands has just opened. The new concept store was created so that women may go shopping for a husband. At the entrance to the building is a set of instructions of how the store operates. The instructions state: "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends to the next higher floor. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up to the next higher floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor.
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she continues to the fifth floor.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Please exit the building.
Coincidentally, a new wives store opened across the street. The first floor has wives that are drop-dead gorgeous. The second floor has wives that are drop-dead gorgeous and loaded. Floors three through six have never been visited.
