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An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping
mall. They were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could
move apart and slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father
(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled her
way up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them
into a small chamber. The walls closed, and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until the last number was reached;
then the numbers began to light in reverse order.
Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous
24-year-old Blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother."
mall. They were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could
move apart and slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father
(never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching in
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled her
way up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them
into a small chamber. The walls closed, and the boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers
above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until the last number was reached;
then the numbers began to light in reverse order.
Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous
24-year-old Blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother."
