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Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
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A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your mom and I first got together in an online chat-room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom, and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
"There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button.
"Nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said, 'You've got male'!"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
"Your mom and I first got together in an online chat-room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom, and we met at a cyber cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
"There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button.
"Nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said, 'You've got male'!"
