The Cheese Guy

[SilentUnicorn]

A man went into his bank to tell them of his plans for a new business:
"I'm thinking of starting up in the cheese business", he says.
"Yes?", says the bank manager. "What are you thinking of calling the cheese?"
"Don't know", says the man.
"Try the name of a place."

After a long thought, the businessman says "Cheddar"!
"Nope", replies the bank manager. "There's already a cheese from that place. Try again."

The man goes away. Three months later, he's back: "I've thought of a name."
"What is it?"
"Wensleydale"
"No, there's already a cheese from there too".
The man goes away. Six months later, he's back again:
"Leicester"
"Sorry. There's one from there too. Try another place."

The man goes away. Nine months later, he's back. More
adventurous this
time.
"Edam", he says.
"Sorry. Much better, but there's one from there, too. Try further afield."

The man goes away. A year later, he's back again.
"Nazareth," he says
"Excellent", says the bank manager. "It's a place name. And it hasn't been used by anybody else in the industry. Brilliant, that's the product sorted out. Now what are you going to call the company?"

And the man replies ...


























"Cheeses of Nazareth!!"

 

[JPSmit]

:lol:

I've been planning that as a retirement business for years - now I guess I'll have to go with the fallback



Juice for Jesus

 

[Silverghost]

And always remember.....Jesus saves - Moses invests!

 

[JPSmit]

And always remember.....Jesus saves - Moses invests!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ”Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.

”Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

”Moses,” replied the bird.

”Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?”

The bird promptly answered, “Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rotweiller “Jesus”!

 

[Silverghost]

And always remember.....Jesus saves - Moses invests!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ”Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.

”Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”

”Moses,” replied the bird.

”Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?”

The bird promptly answered, “Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rotweiller “Jesus”!

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