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The cardiologists funeral

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bugimike

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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy the heart slowly opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed sealing the doctor inside that beautiful heart. At that point one of the mourners burst into peals of laughter. With all eyes in the room glaring at him he said "I'm terribly sorry! I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!" The proctologist fainted on the spot! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
lol
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Funny one, I was a welder .... so ...... does that mean i`ll be going out I a BLAZE of glory /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/lol.gif
Come to my funeral you`d better bring your dark shades Hahahahahahahah.
 
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Oh God, I'm a mailman. They will put me in a box and stamp it "Return to Sender". /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif
 
Postage Due, of coarse
 
As an old retired Atilleryman, I kinda like the option....One last blast of glory!!!
 
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