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The Captain & the Navigator

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The captain opens his brief case, pulls out a 38 and rests it on the glare panel. He asks the navigator, "Know what this is for"?

No sir, replies the newbie.

"I use it on navigators that get us lost," explains the captain, winking at the first officer.

The navigator then opens his flight bag, pulls out a 45 and sets it on his chart table. "What's THAT for?" queries the surprised captain.

" Well sir," replies the navigator, I'll know were lost before you will!
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Captain over intercom: "Bad news is, we're lost..."

Navigator resopnds: "Yeah, but th' good news is we're makin' GREAT time!"
 
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