roofman
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A blonde was out golfing one
> day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant
> you three wishes.'
> The blonde freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
> The blonde said, 'That's okay.'
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful blonde in the world.
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to'.
> The blonde replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful blonde Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful blonde Woman in the world!
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest blonde in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world.
> And he
> will be ten times richer than you.'
> The blonde said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> his is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest blonde in the world!
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd
> like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: blondes are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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> Moral of the story : blondes are really dumb but think they're really
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> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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> PS: If you are a blonde woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
Show that women never listen ...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.
> day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
> The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant
> you three wishes.'
> The blonde freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
> Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
> The blonde said, 'That's okay.'
> For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful blonde in the world.
> The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make
> your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
> will flock to'.
> The blonde replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful blonde Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
> So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful blonde Woman in the world!
> For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest blonde in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the
> world.
> And he
> will be ten times richer than you.'
> The blonde said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
> his is mine.'
So, KAZAM-she's the richest blonde in the world!
> The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd
> like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: blondes are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
>
Male readers :
> Please scroll down.
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> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his blonde wife.
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> Moral of the story : blondes are really dumb but think they're really
> smart.
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>
>
> Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
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>
>
> PS: If you are a blonde woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
Show that women never listen ...now run along and put the kettle on, there's a love.
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