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The birds and the bees

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I just explained to my son that birds have feathers and wings, and that bees look like fat wasps. It wasn’t as difficult as I expected.
 
One of the BEST commercials I ever saw...
A small girl runs out of the front door of her house and goes straight to her dad who is working in the yard. She asks him “what is sex”? He proceeds to answer her in explicit detail. After he gets done with the explanation he asks her why she wanted to know?
The little girl says “mom said dinner will be ready in a few SECS”
 
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