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The Bar...

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Jedi Knight
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A guy goes into a bar. He's sitting on the stool, enjoying his drink when he hears, "You look great!" He looks around - there's nobody near him. He hears the voice again, "No really, you look terrific."

The guy looks around again. Nobody. He hears, "Is that a new shirt or something? Because you are absolutely glowing!" He then realizes that the voice is coming from a dish of nuts on the bar.

"Hey," the guy calls to the bartender, "What's with the nuts?"

"Oh," the bartender answers, "They're complimentary."


I bet I can think of someone who has (or would like) a bowl of these on his desk!!

RG
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RG...I'd say that was "cheesy"...or how about...ah, nuts...and you've complained about my jokes...what was this...
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Hey...I'm just pulling your leg...by the way was the the guy "blonde"...talking nuts...whatever!
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A priest A Rabbi, a Nun and lawyer walk into a bar The Bartender says "What is this ?....Some kind of joke?
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Mark
 
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