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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall
doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed
by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
r eturn to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that
you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal
anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0
comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and
Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to
the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall
doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
___________________ __________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed
by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
r eturn to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that
you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the
background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal
anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0
comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and
Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the
system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to
the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
