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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I have another pair just like them at home.
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Mommy," said the little girl, "'cause my Daddy's still got his.
Teacher: Now, Sammy... tell me. Do you say prayers before eating? Sammy : No sir, I don't have to. My mom is a great cook.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I have another pair just like them at home.
At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I musta got 'em from my Mommy," said the little girl, "'cause my Daddy's still got his.
Teacher: Now, Sammy... tell me. Do you say prayers before eating? Sammy : No sir, I don't have to. My mom is a great cook.
Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.