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> > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> > creatures?
> > Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
> > of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
> >
> > You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
> > T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
> > mechanics tell you the truth.
> >
> > The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
> > restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
> > think
> > of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> > character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at
> > your chest when you're talking to them.
> >
> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
> don't
> > cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30
> > seconds flat. You know stuff about
> > tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> > your
> > own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If
> > someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> >
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> > than
> > enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to
> > see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
> > color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have
to
> > shave your face and neck.
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
> > hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
can
> > wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
> > pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> > minutes.
> >
> > No wonder men are happier
> >
> > Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
> > reading it.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gifRandi
> > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> > creatures?
> > Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care
> > of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
> >
> > You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
> > T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
> > mechanics tell you the truth.
> >
> > The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
> > restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and
> > think
> > of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> > character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at
> > your chest when you're talking to them.
> >
> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
> don't
> > cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30
> > seconds flat. You know stuff about
> > tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> > your
> > own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If
> > someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
> >
> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> > than
> > enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to
> > see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
> > color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have
to
> > shave your face and neck.
> >
> > You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
> > hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You
can
> > wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
> > pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >
> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> > minutes.
> >
> > No wonder men are happier
> >
> > Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
> > reading it.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gifRandi