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Jedi Knight
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A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student
said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew
up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,
computers with DSL, bsp; light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another
drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're
right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them.
Now, you arrogant little so and so, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...
Don't you just love senior citizens!
upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was
impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student
said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew
up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our
spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars,
computers with DSL, bsp; light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another
drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're
right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them.
Now, you arrogant little so and so, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...
Don't you just love senior citizens!