Street parking during snow storms.......

[Silverghost]

Dear, sweet Gloria was listening to the weather report on the radio. "There is a snow advisory tonight - 5-9 inches of snow is expected. Drivers are instructed to park their cars on the odd side of the street to allow for the snow plows to come through." Gloria said to her husband George, "I'm going to park the car on the odd side of the street like the weatherman on the radio said to." George replied, "Ok, dear." A few days later, there was another snow adisory, "There is a snow advisory tonight - 8-12 inches of snow is expected. Drivers are instructed to park their cars on the even side of the street to allow for the snow plows to come through." Gloria said to George, "I'm going to park the car on the even side of the street like the weatherman on the radio said to." George replied, "Ok, dear." And few more days later, there was yet another snow adisory, "There is a major snow advisory tonight - 12-18 inches of snow is expected. Drivers are instructed to park their cars on the...." and Gloria's radio stopped working.

Gloria was beside herself with anxiety, "George, now I don't know WHERE to park the car!! What WILL I do!!!??"

George scratched his head, thought for a moment and replied:

"Leave the car in the garage??"