Stock Market Advice

[Steve]

Stock Advice

Many people are looking for financial advice during these hard economic times. Normally, however, I avoid offering advice regarding buying or selling stocks. But as President Obama prepares to sign the stimulus bill today, the market fell 250 points by noon, and we thought it best to warn investors concerning a few specific companies. Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:

· American Can

· Interstate Water

· National Gas Company

· Northern Tissue Company

Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.


It's a tough market out there!

 

[PAUL161]

I could see where you would be in an, awkward position, should you not have stocks in the Northern Tissue Company!

 

[DrEntropy]

'specially now that Sears has cut back on catalog printing.

 

[PAUL161]

Ha,Ha, Haaaaaaaaa! Man, every time I've ever heard of the old Sears & Roebuck catalog hanging up in the out house, would make me cringe at the thought of it's intended use.

 

[Gliderman8]

Ha,Ha, Haaaaaaaaa! Man, every time I've ever heard of the old Sears & Roebuck catalog hanging up in the out house, would make me cringe at the thought of it's intended use.

Paul- Are you implying that it is not for reading? :laugh:

 

[TR3driver]

Ha,Ha, Haaaaaaaaa! Man, every time I've ever heard of the old Sears & Roebuck catalog hanging up in the out house, would make me cringe at the thought of it's intended use.

Beats the heck out of old corn cobs!