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Basil

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I'm Irish so I can tell this /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are sitting at a bar drinking three fresh glasses of Beer when in through th ewindow comes three house flies. The three flies lite gently on the top of the foam of each of the three beers!

The Englishman says "thats disgusting!" and walks out of the bar, leaving the beer on the counter.

The Scotsman blows the foam off the beer, along with the offending fly, and continues to drink his beer.


The Irishman grabs the fly by both wings and shakes the fly vigorously over the top of the beer, yelling "spit it out you little %$#&@# bugger! It's mine! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
That makes me soooo angreezzzzzzzzz zzzz!! I’m calling my lawyerzzzzzzzzz Z!
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Even the flies have lawyers now? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
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Basil, remove the previous post

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Let me check with the guy who owns this forum.....he said lets not. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
 
Nah, Basil's not a pest.

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif Mickey
 
Yes, this flies in the face of good sense and tolerance! I think he's gnats! Banish him to driving a Beetle while he tries to worm his way out of this! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
hehehe good one Basil. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Of course my favoite is:

What's Irish and stays out all winter?

Patio Furniture.....

Just keep saying it... you'll get it...:smile:
 
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OK, I admit it, I’m a maggot.

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YAY!!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
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