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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant! Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
The woman agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
Months later, the man came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received! a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife did so watched as her husband read the card, turn white and faint!
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!
The woman agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
Months later, the man came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received! a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife did so watched as her husband read the card, turn white and faint!
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!