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Southern Lady

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the
Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said,
"Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and
jump, you dumb Yankee." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/angel.gif
 
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Reminds me of a bit of wisdom passed on to me when I moved to Arkansas - "You can say anything about anybody, as long as you follow it with 'Bless their heart'" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
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