something to ponder over

[weewillie]

Here is a nice thought to ponder over a cup of coffee....

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

 

[ecurie_ecosse]

Dream on Willie,they are free!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif

Stuart. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif

 

[vping]

I like the last nine months with room service on tap /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif

 

[DrEntropy]

Nice plan.

When we finally learn just how the universe "works" mebbe it'll be an option.

 

[Basil]

Nice plan.

When we finally learn just how the universe "works" mebbe it'll be an option.

I already know, but I ain't tellin' /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cowboy.gif

 

[Banjo]

Nice plan.

When we finally learn just how the universe "works" mebbe it'll be an option.

I already know, but I ain't tellin' /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cowboy.gif

<span style='font-size: 17pt'><span style="color: #FF0000">AH HA!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! </span></span>

 

[Steve_S]

Nice one! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cheers.gif

 

[JamesWilson]

Only if I could know then what I know now... I think.

There's a lot of stuff I'd do different... or not at all.