Some Good Tips On Growing Older

[kyreb1862]

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know
'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a
nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
laugh at when you are old.

 

[bgbassplyr]

Boy! is all of that true. I worked for every gray hair, and the fact that I'm still vertical is a testament to persistance. And meaness.

 

[RonMacPherson]

People ask me how I'm doing.

My standard reply is "I'm still alive"..(A take of an Edgar Rice Burroughs Jon Carter of Mars character) When they wonder why I give that reply I tell them, "considering the alternative, not such a bad thing".

Always get a yup, or nod in agreement.

 

[DrEntropy]

My stock answer is: "Adequate. Any claims more grandiose would be gross exaggeration."

 

[Brosky]

Best way to grow older is not to die.

 

[tomshobby]

I am a big believer in luck! Most of my planning has not worked out so well!

 

[TR6oldtimer]

When your body starts to look like a barn find, you know you are in trouble.

 

[DrEntropy]

Best way to grow older is not to die.

Me dear departed mum said: "I wanna find th' silly SOB who said 'Life begins at forty!' ...and kill 'im!"

Mum was "Jeopardy smart". :wink:

 

[JamesWilson]

Best way to grow older is not to die.

Is there an alternative way?