Snow Plows

[Basil]

On a bitterly cold winter morning, a husband and his blond wife were eating breakfast while listening to the news on the radio. The announcer suddenly said, "we are expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please park your car on the even numbered side of the street so the snow plows can get through." So, the wife dutifully moved her car to the even numbered side of the street. A few days later, they were again eating breakfast when the radio announcer said, "we are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today so please park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snow plows can get through. Again, the wife moved her car to the odd side of the street..

About a week later, they were once again listening to the radio at breakfast and the announcer said "We are expecting 6 to 9 inches of snow to day, please move your car to..." suddenly, the power went out and the wife didn't know which side of the street to move her car. With a worried look on her face, she asked her husband what she should do?

The husband looked at her reassuringly and replied: "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

 

[John Turney]

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"