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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, that was set up nicely for swimming, properly lined and with concrete walkways and a sitting area with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a ping-pong table; and some orange and grapefruit trees for shade and fruit.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
