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Why beer is better than men:
A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts as long as you want it to.
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
**Since this is a GP board, we best skip this one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a lot less complaining.
Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
If a beer had a LBC, it wouldn't love it more than you.
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer won't complain about your mother.
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor. **Okay, this one may not apply to us women here**
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.
A beer will watch a chick flick any time you want.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose & bras dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
A good beer is easy to find.
A beer doesn't have a mother. Or an ex.
A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
A beer doesn't want children.
A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
Hangovers go away.
A beer tastes good.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
A beer's life does not revolve around football/ hockey/ baseball/ Nascar.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer never needs a shave.
You don't have to let a beer win.
A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with the beer too.
A beer doesn't have morning breath.
A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
A beer will never drink the last beer.
A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.
A beer is never temperamental.
A beer will never complain about your cooking.
A cold beer is a good beer.
A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
A big, fat beer is nice to have.
A beer won't steal the covers.
You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for it.
Why beer is better than men:
A beer never leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts as long as you want it to.
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.
**Since this is a GP board, we best skip this one. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a lot less complaining.
Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
A beer won't tease you because you once liked Barry Manilow.
If a beer had a LBC, it wouldn't love it more than you.
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer won't complain about your mother.
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer can't interrupt.
A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor. **Okay, this one may not apply to us women here**
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.
A beer will watch a chick flick any time you want.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose & bras dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't care that you don't balance your checkbook.
A good beer is easy to find.
A beer doesn't have a mother. Or an ex.
A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
A beer doesn't want children.
A beer doesn't think poetry is queer.
A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
Hangovers go away.
A beer tastes good.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.
A beer's life does not revolve around football/ hockey/ baseball/ Nascar.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer never needs a shave.
You don't have to let a beer win.
A beer doesn't care what toppings you get on the pizza.
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with the beer too.
A beer doesn't have morning breath.
A beer is happy to go where ever you want to go.
A beer will never drink the last beer.
A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.
When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.
A beer is never temperamental.
A beer will never complain about your cooking.
A cold beer is a good beer.
A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
A big, fat beer is nice to have.
A beer won't steal the covers.
You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for it.
